Polish and French physicist and chemist whose pioneering work on radioactivity made her the first woman to win a Nobel prize, as well as the first person and only woman to win two
An English chemist whose work with x-ray crystallography was instrumental to discovering the structures of DNA, viruses, coal, and graphite; she died of breast cancer before she could be awarded the Nobel prize, and her colleagues Watson and Crick are often given sole credit to this day
Italian mathematician and philospher who wrote first book covering both integral and differential calculus and spent the latter half of her life on charity and theology
This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.
I was looking at Neil Gaiman’s books and on the next shelf over were a bunch of Stephen King novels. A couple was arguing as they made their way towards where I was standing.
Girl:
What do you mean you don’t like any books?
Guy:
I’ve just never read anything any good, it’s all been crap.
Girl:
Are you fucking kidding me, all books are crap? is that what you’re saying?
Guy:
Yep, all of them. I hate all books ever written.
(now they’re standing next to me, in front of the Stephen King books)
Girl:
Isn’t ‘It’ your favorite movie?
Guy:
OMG YES, it’s the best movie I’ve...
Girl:
*hits him in the face with a copy of it* IT WAS A FUCKING BOOK FIRST YOU DOUCHEBAG.
Brace yourself… I wore pink today. Not because I’m a girl and society says I should wear pink, but because I felt like wearing pink! Stop assigning colors to genders.